1. OOC3d.10Corrections / Explanations / Apologies
We would like to thank our listeners for the support over the last couple of episodes. Our “Oscars VS the Grouch” episode is posted with a very special guest all the way from California. I would like to take this opportunity to make a few corrections heard in the last episode. We here at Warpath TV would like to stay on the winning side of integrity, so any chance I have to damage my credibility; I shall take.
When discussing the possibility of Big Momma’s House 3, I made the mistake of thinking Eddie Murphy played the role of Big Momma. For this I apologize. I know fully well that Martin Lawrence played that role and shouldn’t be confused with that other no talent hack who first put on a fat suit in a hilarious situational comedy. Epileptic Peat would also like to apologize to that one special NYC resident who threatened him from the other side of locked glass door on Oscar night. We do not want to rule you out as a listener so Warpath TV offers their apologies for making you seem needlessly violent. The whole staff apologizes for not reminding our listeners that sawVII will be in 3d and be released around Halloween. If we apologize for that then we have to make mention of Paranormal Activity 2 coming out sometime in fall. Apologies to the masturbating hobo on the D train. We should of not assumed you stole/lifted/found that smart phone in which you were using to complete your sensual act. We apologize to the Church of Scientology for George’s slanderous epithets.
We are sorry we did not mention any updates regarding the alien prequel directed by Ridley Scott somewhere after Robin Hood and the Red Riding trilogy. Because the alien universe is a parody of itself with the introduction of the predators, Scott will forget everything that happened in the last 20 years and start fresh. Despite this break with the franchise, do not be surprised if the predators somehow travel back in time and try fighting the Aliens of the past. The most recent news is that the project will be presented in…yep you guessed it…3D. I’m sure a ridiculous gimmick like 3d will give Alien the type of maturity it needs.
I talked, at length, about the best animated short category and a couple of movies nominated. Below is the full short “Logorama” which took away the Oscar. Despite its seemingly innocuous nature it is full of ridiculous profanity and violence so I would put a NSFW tag on this but then again why would you be watching movies at work anyway. Get back to your reports.
Finally, I wanted to thank my girlfreind who took time out of her day to refresh my memory of the Marvel universe including the inner workings of S.H.I.E.L.D and the timeline of X-men. Even though I was ready to go toe to toe with Jack Kirby there arose no oppurtunity to showcase my memorized knowledge. Maybe someday.
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    OOC3d.10
    Corrections / Explanations / Apologies

    We would like to thank our listeners for the support over the last couple of episodes. Our “Oscars VS the Grouch” episode is posted with a very special guest all the way from California. I would like to take this opportunity to make a few corrections heard in the last episode. We here at Warpath TV would like to stay on the winning side of integrity, so any chance I have to damage my credibility; I shall take.

    When discussing the possibility of Big Momma’s House 3, I made the mistake of thinking Eddie Murphy played the role of Big Momma. For this I apologize. I know fully well that Martin Lawrence played that role and shouldn’t be confused with that other no talent hack who first put on a fat suit in a hilarious situational comedy. Epileptic Peat would also like to apologize to that one special NYC resident who threatened him from the other side of locked glass door on Oscar night. We do not want to rule you out as a listener so Warpath TV offers their apologies for making you seem needlessly violent. The whole staff apologizes for not reminding our listeners that sawVII will be in 3d and be released around Halloween. If we apologize for that then we have to make mention of Paranormal Activity 2 coming out sometime in fall. Apologies to the masturbating hobo on the D train. We should of not assumed you stole/lifted/found that smart phone in which you were using to complete your sensual act. We apologize to the Church of Scientology for George’s slanderous epithets.

    We are sorry we did not mention any updates regarding the alien prequel directed by Ridley Scott somewhere after Robin Hood and the Red Riding trilogy. Because the alien universe is a parody of itself with the introduction of the predators, Scott will forget everything that happened in the last 20 years and start fresh. Despite this break with the franchise, do not be surprised if the predators somehow travel back in time and try fighting the Aliens of the past. The most recent news is that the project will be presented in…yep you guessed it…3D. I’m sure a ridiculous gimmick like 3d will give Alien the type of maturity it needs.

    I talked, at length, about the best animated short category and a couple of movies nominated. Below is the full short “Logorama” which took away the Oscar. Despite its seemingly innocuous nature it is full of ridiculous profanity and violence so I would put a NSFW tag on this but then again why would you be watching movies at work anyway. Get back to your reports.

    Finally, I wanted to thank my girlfreind who took time out of her day to refresh my memory of the Marvel universe including the inner workings of S.H.I.E.L.D and the timeline of X-men. Even though I was ready to go toe to toe with Jack Kirby there arose no oppurtunity to showcase my memorized knowledge. Maybe someday.

    _kaptain carbon